'what do I need to get a mobile phone on contract?' 3 months of bank statements, proof of address, ID *presents documents* 'I ca...

Can't adopt a dog from the SPCA...our Visa is only for two years Can't work...my Visa says visitor only Alex has been poorly all wee...

So the kids are settled in school, made friends, Dan is playing every sport under the sun (quite literally) Peter is busy with his work........

It was Alex's 12th Birthday today and he invited 5 friends round to do what boys do and make a mess between the hours of 2pm and 6pm. 7 ...

I tweeted this last night....Spelling mistakes and all 'oh it got dark quick got to drive home now abd avoid the idiots #thisisafrica no...