Do you have conversations like this?

Hubby:
'Darling have you seen the ********?'
Wife:
'Yes it's in the ******** on/in the *********'
Hubby:
'I can't see it?'
Wife:
'Well it's there'
Hubby:
'No it's not'
Wife:
Stops what she is doing, gets up, goes to ********* retrieves said item hands to hubby
Hubby:
'You didn't need to come up, I could've got it myself'
Wife:
sighs