Every time I go out the bloody phone rings within a few minutes and I’m greeted with ‘Mum, can I have......?
Today’s phone call was as follows:
Dan: ‘Mum there’s a lizard in my pants drawer’
Me: ‘There’s a snake in my boots’
Dan: ‘Not funny Mum, what do I do?’
Me: ‘Catch it and put it outside’
Dan: ‘How do I do that?’
Me: ‘I don’t know’
Call ends
Phone rings
Dan: ‘I tried to catch it, but it’s now in my sock drawer’
Me: ‘There’s a snake in my boots’
*Dan hangs up*
