Sunday 13 February 2011

Do you ever get these phone calls?


Every time I go out the bloody phone rings within a few minutes and I’m greeted with ‘Mum, can I have......?

Today’s phone call was as follows:

Dan: ‘Mum there’s a lizard in my pants drawer’

Me: ‘There’s a snake in my boots’

Dan: ‘Not funny Mum, what do I do?’

Me: ‘Catch it and put it outside’

Dan: ‘How do I do that?’

Me: ‘I don’t know’

Call ends

Phone rings

Dan: ‘I tried to catch it, but it’s now in my sock drawer’

Me: ‘There’s a snake in my boots’

*Dan hangs up*

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