Man mauled to death by Cheetah
I was in the school shop beginning of the week, when a pupil walked in and asked
Pupil: ‘has anyone heard what happened to the cyclist in Brits?’ (20miles from here)
Me: ‘NO’
Pupil: ‘well, he was riding his bike when a Cheetah pounced on him and mauled him to death, I
want to know where the Cheetah came from?’
Me: ‘well yes, I too would be asking that question if I wasn’t in South Africa’
Pupil: ‘oh yeah’
